Estrus — who knew?

Hi, my name is Suzy Bandita.  I was rescued about 5 months ago from a really scary part of Los Angeles.   It was a tough life growing up there, and I  thought I could leave those memories behind me and keep my secrets.  You see, all my new friends who are taking care of me now thought I was fixed, you know — spayed, incapable of having babies, ever.  What they didn’t know is that I have already had the pleasure of that experience, on the streets, and no, really, I never was “fixed”, and oh yeah, I guess the possibility of having new babies comes around every 6 months or so, and they weren’t really ready for the surprise.  Whew, glad I got that out.  I was afraid maybe they wouldn’t want me anymore if they knew…..So, well, now I am in estrus, in heat, in season as they say, and I’m wearing these undergarments made to keep me from messing up the house and furniture and stuff, and I feel really really loved.  I didn’t  know how much they loved me — they aren’t even mad at me that I haven’t had my surgery yet — they love me anyway!  My new Mom holds me a lot, and she says not to worry, after this is all over I can have my surgery, and then I won’t be upsetting my new brother so much.  He’s a little clueless about all this, I guess he had his surgery early in life, so he has no idea why I’m flirting with him so much — he’s clueless, worthless in this department.  I didn’t have a bit of trouble finding willing and able guys on the streets of LA……oh yeah, we aren’t talking about that time of my life, sorry.   My new brothers and sister are really quite nice — kinda hairy on the face, not clean shaven like me, but nice all the same.  They’ve shared their great home with me, and for that I am grateful.  Well, gotta go change my diaper — and for all you young lady dogs  out there — get your surgery, your spay, early in life — you have no idea what you’ll have to go through if you don’t!